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| #1341 | | The only problem with being a man of leisure is that you can never stop
and take a rest.
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| #1342 | | The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to
be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to
be less cunning than more virtuous men. Oh yes ... whenever you think
you've got something really great, add ten per cent more.
-- Bill Veeck
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| #1343 | | The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has
already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished,
and put inside boxes.
-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
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| #1344 | | The opossum is a very sophisticated animal. It doesn't even get up
until 5 or 6 PM.
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| #1345 | | The optimum committee has no members.
-- Norman Augustine
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| #1346 | | The opulence of the front office door varies inversely with the fundamental
solvency of the firm.
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| #1347 | | The other line moves faster.
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| #1348 | | The person who can smile when something goes wrong has thought of
someone to blame it on.
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| #1349 | | The person who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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| #1350 | | The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention of paying.
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