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| #1071 |   | If you fail to plan, plan to fail.
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| #1072 |   | If you had better tools, you could more effectively demonstrate your total incompetence.
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| #1073 |   | If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.
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| #1074 |   | If you hype something and it succeeds, you're a genius -- it wasn't a hype.  If you hype it and it fails, then it was just a hype. 		-- Neil Bogart
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| #1075 |   | If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers. But a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers. 		-- Swami Prabhupada
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| #1076 |   | If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
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| #1077 |   | If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 		-- Earl Wilson
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| #1078 |   | If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. 		-- Dorthy Parker
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| #1079 |   | If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.
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| #1080 |   | If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some. 		-- Ben Franklin
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