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| #1001 |   | Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry. 		-- R.E. Schenk
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| #1002 |   | Happiness is a positive cash flow.
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| #1003 |   | Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? 		-- Charlie McCarthy
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| #1004 |   | Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you `there's a time for work and a time for play' never find the time for play?
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| #1005 |   | He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him. 		-- Bion
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| #1006 |   | He who has but four and spends five has no need for a wallet.
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| #1007 |   | He who is content with his lot probably has a lot.
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| #1008 |   | He who steps on others to reach the top has good balance.
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| #1009 |   | "Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth ..."
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| #1010 |   | 	"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?" 	"Whattaya need?" 	"Oh, about $500." 	"Whattaya got for collateral?" 	"Whattaya need?" 	"How about an eye?" 		-- Sam Giancana
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