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| #991 |   | Fear is the greatest salesman. 		-- Robert Klein
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| #992 |   | Feel disillusioned?  I've got some great new illusions, right here!
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| #993 |   | For every bloke who makes his mark, there's half a dozen waiting to rub it out. 		-- Andy Capp
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| #994 |   | Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. 		-- Thomas Alva Edison
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| #995 |   | Genius is ten percent inspiration and fifty percent capital gains.
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| #996 |   | Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
  Corollary: 	Following the rules will not get the job done.
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| #997 |   | "Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around.  No contest." 		-- Eric Clapton
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| #998 |   | God help those who do not help themselves. 		-- Wilson Mizner
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| #999 |   | God helps them that help themselves. 		-- Benjamin Franklin, "Poor Richard's Almanac"
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| #1000 |   | Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to work.
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