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| #9411 |   | Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. 	-- The Best of Will Rogers
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| #9412 |   | All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling. 		-- H. L. Mencken
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| #9413 |   | All bad precedents began as justifiable measures. 		-- Gaius Julius Caesar, quoted in "The Conspiracy of 		   Catiline", by Sallust
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| #9414 |   | All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. 		-- Chou En Lai
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| #9415 |   | All kings is mostly rapscallions. 		--Mark Twain
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| #9416 |   | All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States. 		-- Vic Gold
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| #9417 |   | All people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats. 		-- Groucho Marx
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| #9418 |   | All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by the government in less than a second. 		-- Jim Fiebig
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| #9419 |   | All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers ... Each one owes infinitely more to the human race than to the particular country in which he was born. 		-- Francois Fenelon
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| #9420 |   | America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
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