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| #9581 |   | I would like the government to do all it can to mitigate, then, in understanding, in mutuality of interest, in concern for the common good, our tasks will be solved. 		-- Warren G. Harding
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| #9582 |   | I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word 'fair' in connection with income tax policies. 		-- William F. Buckley
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| #9583 |   | I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one. 		-- Marcus Procius Cato
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| #9584 |   | I would rather be a serf in a poor man's house and be above ground than reign among the dead. 		-- Achilles, "The Odessey", XI, 489-91
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| #9585 |   | I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. 		-- Joseph Heller
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| #9586 |   | "I'll carry your books, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash & carry, Carry Me Back To Old Virginia, I'll even Hara Kari if you show me how, but I will *not* carry a gun." 		-- Hawkeye, M*A*S*H
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| #9587 |   | "I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob. That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood." 		-- Daffy Duck, "Robin Hood Daffy", [1958, Chuck Jones]
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| #9588 |   | I'm going to Vietnam at the request of the White House.  President Johnson says a war isn't really a war without my jokes. 		-- Bob Hope
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| #9589 |   | "I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'M NOT GOING!"
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| #9590 |   | I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States.  The only thing is -- I could be just as proud for half the money. 		-- Arthur Godfrey
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