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| #9114 |   | If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk. If you wish to be happy for three days, get married. If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it. If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish. 		-- Chinese Proverb
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| #9115 |   | If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.
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| #9116 |   | If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.
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| #9117 |   | In charity there is no excess. 		-- Francis Bacon
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| #9118 |   | In God we trust; all else we walk through.
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| #9119 |   | In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes. 		-- Benjamin Franklin
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| #9120 |   | Inspiration without perspiration is usually sterile.
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| #9121 |   | Integrity has no need for rules.
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| #9122 |   | It doesn't matter whether you win or lose -- until you lose.
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| #9123 |   | It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
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