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| #8053 |   | If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it. 		-- Edward A. Murphy Jr.
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| #8054 |   | If there was any justice in the world, "trust" would be a four-letter word.
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| #8055 |   | If things don't improve soon, you'd better ask them to stop helping you.
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| #8056 |   | "If we were meant to fly, we wouldn't keep losing our luggage."
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| #8057 |   | If we were meant to get up early, God would have created us with alarm clocks.
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| #8058 |   | If you are a fatalist, what can you do about it? 		-- Ann Edwards-Duff
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| #8059 |   | If you are honest because honesty is the best policy, your honesty is corrupt.
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| #8060 |   | If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you clearly don't understand the situation.
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| #8061 |   | If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. 		-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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| #8062 |   | If you cannot in the long run tell everyone what you have been doing, your doing was worthless. 		-- Edwim Schrodinger
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