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| #8723 |   | Why was I born with such contemporaries? 		-- Oscar Wilde
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| #8724 |   | Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow. 		-- Rabelais
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| #8725 |   | Will your long-winded speeches never end? What ails you that you keep on arguing? 		-- Job 16:3
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| #8726 |   | Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.
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| #8727 |   | With a gentleman I try to be a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half. 		-- Otto von Bismark
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| #8728 |   | With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
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| #8729 |   | Words must be weighed, not counted.
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| #8730 |   | Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair -- It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
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| #8731 |   | Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. 		-- Anonymous
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| #8732 |   | Ye've also got to remember that ... respectable people do the most astonishin' things to preserve their respectability.  Thank God I'm not respectable. 		-- Ruthven Campbell Todd
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