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| #7388 |   | When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattentions of one. 		-- Helen Rowland
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| #7389 |   | When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 		-- Sacha Guitry
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| #7390 |   | When a woman gives me a present I have always two surprises: first is the present, and afterward, having to pay for it. 		-- Donnay
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| #7391 |   | When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. 		-- Oscar Wilde
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| #7392 |   | When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before. 		-- Mae West, "Klondike Annie"
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| #7393 |   | When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it. 		-- Charles Merrill Smith
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| #7394 |   | When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.  As to why he then stopped there are two opinions.  One of them is woman's. 		-- DeGourmont
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| #7395 |   | When I was a young man, I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman.  Well, I found her -- but alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. 		-- Robert Schuman
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| #7396 |   | When I'm good, I'm great; but when I'm bad, I'm better. 		-- Mae West
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| #7397 |   | When it comes to broken marriages most husbands will split the blame -- half his wife's fault, and half her mother's.
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