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| #6634 |   | Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?  It is because we are not the person involved. 		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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| #6635 |   | Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. 		-- Mark Twain
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| #6636 |   | Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. 		-- Mark Twain
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| #6637 |   | Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at the blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. 		-- Gene Fowler
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| #6638 |   | Writing is turning one's worst moments into money. 		-- J.P. Donleavy
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| #6639 |   | "You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive." 		-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Study in Scarlet"
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| #6640 |   | 	"You have heard me speak of Professor Moriarty?" 	"The famous scientific criminal, as famous among crooks as --" 	"My blushes, Watson," Holmes murmured, in a deprecating voice. 	"I was about to say 'as he is unknown to the public.'" 		-- A. Conan Doyle, "The Valley of Fear"
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| #6641 |   | You may my glories and my state dispose, But not my griefs; still am I king of those. 		-- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"
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| #6642 |   | You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you. 		-- Sherlock Holmes, "The Norwood Builder"
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| #6643 |   | You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. 		-- Saul Bellow
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