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| #6624 |   | What I tell you three times is true. 		-- Lewis Carroll
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| #6625 |   | When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. 		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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| #6626 |   | When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know who have gone to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life. 		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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| #6627 |   | When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. 		-- Mark Twain
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| #6628 |   | When in doubt, tell the truth. 		-- Mark Twain
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| #6629 |   | When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes. 		-- Dylan Thomas
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| #6630 |   | When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all. 		-- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"
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| #6631 |   | Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth. 		-- Mark Twain "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"
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| #6632 |   | Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. 		-- Mark Twain
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| #6633 |   | Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race.  He brought death into the world. 		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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