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#5786You will wish you hadn't.
#5787You work very hard. Don't try to think as well.
#5788You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
#5789You would if you could but you can't so you won't.
#5790You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.
#5791You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of people.
#5792You'll be sorry...
#5793You'll feel devilish tonight. Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dancer's
heel.
#5794You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.
#5795You'll never be the man your mother was!
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