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#4628T-shirt of the Day:
Head for the Mountains
-- courtesy Anheuser-Busch beer

Followup T-shirt of the Day (on the same scenic background):
If you liked the mountains, head for the Busch!
-- courtesy someone else
#4629T-shirt Of The Day:
I'm the person your mother warned you about.
#4630T-shirt:
Life is *not* a Cabaret, and stop calling me chum!
#4631Tact, n.:
The unsaid part of what you're thinking.
#4632take forceful action:
Do something that should have been done a long time ago.
#4633tax office, n.:
Den of inequity.
#4634Taxes, n.:
Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get
an extension.
#4635taxidermist, n.:
A man who mounts animals.
#4636TCP/IP Slang Glossary, #1:

Gong, n: Medieval term for privy, or what pased for them in that era.
Today used whimsically to describe the aftermath of a bogon attack. Think
of our community as the Galapagos of the English language.

"Vogons may read you bad poetry, but bogons make you study obsolete RFCs."
-- Dave Mills
#4637teamwork, n.:
Having someone to blame.
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