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| #4618 |   | Sturgeon's Law: 	90% of everything is crud.
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| #4619 |   | sugar daddy, n.: 	A man who can afford to raise cain.
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| #4620 |   | SUN Microsystems: 	The Network IS the Load Average.
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| #4621 |   | sunset, n.: 	Pronounced atmospheric scattering of shorter wavelengths, 	resulting in selective transmission below 650 nanometers with 	progressively reducing solar elevation.
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| #4622 |   | sushi, n.: 	When that-which-may-still-be-alive is put on top of rice and 	strapped on with electrical tape.
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| #4623 |   | Sushido, n.: 	The way of the tuna.
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| #4624 |   | Swahili, n.: 	The language used by the National Enquirer to print their retractions. 		-- Johnny Hart
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| #4625 |   | Sweater, n.: 	A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.
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| #4626 |   | Swipple's Rule of Order: 	He who shouts the loudest has the floor.
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| #4627 |   | system-independent, adj.: 	Works equally poorly on all systems.
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