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#4518QOTD:
Y'know how s'm people treat th'r body like a TEMPLE?
Well, I treat mine like 'n AMUSEMENT PARK... S'great...
#4519Quality control, n.:
Assuring that the quality of a product does not get out of hand
and add to the cost of its manufacture or design.
#4520Quality Control, n.:
The process of testing one out of every 1,000 units coming off
a production line to make sure that at least one out of 100 works.
#4521quark:
The sound made by a well bred duck.
#4522Quigley's Law:
Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will
atttempt to use it.
#4523QWERT (kwirt) n. [MW < OW qwertyuiop, a thirteenth] 1. a unit of weight
equal to 13 poiuyt avoirdupois (or 1.69 kiloliks), commonly used in
structural engineering 2. [Colloq.] one thirteenth the load that a fully
grown sligo can carry. 3. [Anat.] a painful irritation of the dermis
in the region of the anus 4. [Slang] person who excites in others the
symptoms of a qwert.
-- Webster's Middle World Dictionary, 4th ed.
#4524Ralph's Observation:
It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realise that you
are in a hurry.
#4525Random, n.:
As in number, predictable. As in memory access, unpredictable.
#4526Ray's Rule of Precision:
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
#4527Re: Graphics:
A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to describe
the picture. Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately
described with pictures.
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