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| #4358 | | paranoia, n.:
A healthy understanding of the way the universe works.
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| #4359 | | Pardo's First Postulate:
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Arnold's Addendum:
Everything else causes cancer in rats.
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| #4360 | | Parkinson's Fifth Law:
If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good
bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.
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| #4361 | | Parkinson's Fourth Law:
The number of people in any working group tends to increase
regardless of the amount of work to be done.
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| #4362 | | party, n.:
A gathering where you meet people who drink
so much you can't even remember their names.
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| #4363 | | Pascal Users:
The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol.
Please modify your programs accordingly.
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| #4364 | | Pascal Users:
To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
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| #4365 | | Pascal:
A programming language named after a man who would turn over
in his grave if he knew about it.
-- Datamation, January 15, 1984
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| #4366 | | Password:
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| #4367 | | Patageometry, n.:
The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant
under brain transplants.
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