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| #4278 |   | Miksch's Law: 	If a string has one end, then it has another end.
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| #4279 |   | Miller's Slogan: 	Lose a few, lose a few.
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| #4280 |   | millihelen, n.: 	The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
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| #4281 |   | Minicomputer: 	A computer that can be afforded on the budget of a middle-level manager.
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| #4282 |   | MIPS: 	Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
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| #4283 |   | Misfortune, n.: 	The kind of fortune that never misses. 		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #4284 |   | MIT: 	The Georgia Tech of the North
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| #4285 |   | Mitchell's Law of Committees: 	Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are 	held to discuss it.
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| #4286 |   | mittsquinter, adj.: 	A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as 	if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there. 		-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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| #4287 |   | Mix's Law: 	There is nothing more permanent than a temporary building. 	There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
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