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| #3708 |   | Alone, adj.: 	In bad company. 		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #3709 |   | Ambidextrous, adj.: 	Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left. 		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #3710 |   | Ambiguity: 	Telling the truth when you don't mean to.
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| #3711 |   | Ambition, n: 	An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while 	living and made ridiculous by friends when dead. 		-- Ambrose Bierce
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| #3712 |   | Amoebit: 	Amoeba/rabbit cross; it can multiply and divide at the same time.
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| #3713 |   | Andrea's Admonition: 	Never bestow profanity upon a driver who has wronged you. 	If you think his window is closed and he can't hear you, 	it isn't and he can.
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| #3714 |   | Androphobia: 	Fear of men.
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| #3715 |   | Anoint, v.: 	To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently 	slippery. 		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #3716 |   | Anthony's Law of Force: 	Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
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| #3717 |   | Anthony's Law of the Workshop: 	Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible 	corner of the workshop.
  Corollary: 	On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike 	your toes.
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