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| #4088 | | Hartley's First Law:
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float
on his back, you've got something.
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| #4089 | | Hatred, n.:
A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #4090 | | Hawkeye's Conclusion:
It's not easy to play the clown when you've got to run the whole
circus.
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| #4091 | | Heaven, n.:
A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of
their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you
expound your own.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #4092 | | heavy, adj.:
Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
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| #4093 | | Heller's Law:
The first myth of management is that it exists.
Johnson's Corollary:
Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the
organization.
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| #4094 | | Hempstone's Question:
If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
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| #4095 | | Herth's Law:
He who turns the other cheek too far gets it in the neck.
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| #4096 | | Hewett's Observation:
The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or
her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of
peers similarly engaged.
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| #4097 | | Hildebrant's Principle:
If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
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