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| #4078 |   | Hangover, n.: 	The burden of proof.
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| #4079 |   | hangover, n.: 	The wrath of grapes.
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| #4080 |   | Hanlon's Razor: 	Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained 	by stupidity.
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| #4081 |   | Hanson's Treatment of Time: 	There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days 	before Saturday.
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| #4082 |   | Happiness, n.: 	An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another. 		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #4083 |   | hard, adj.: 	The quality of your own data; also how it is to believe those 	of other people.
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| #4084 |   | Hardware, n.: 	The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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| #4085 |   | Harriet's Dining Observation: 	In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats 	increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
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| #4086 |   | Harris's Lament: 	All the good ones are taken.
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| #4087 |   | Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: 	Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
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