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| #4728 | | "We'll look into it":
By the time the wheels make a full turn, we
assume you will have forgotten about it, too.
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| #4729 | | we:
The single most important word in the world.
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| #4730 | | weapon, n.:
An index of the lack of development of a culture.
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| #4731 | | Wedding, n:
A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes
to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| #4732 | | Weed's Axiom:
Never ask two questions in a business letter.
The reply will discuss the one in which you are
least interested and say nothing about the other.
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| #4733 | | Weiler's Law:
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
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| #4734 | | Weinberg's First Law:
Progress is only made on alternate Fridays.
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| #4735 | | Weinberg's Principle:
An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while
sweeping on to the grand fallacy.
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| #4736 | | Weinberg's Second Law:
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
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| #4737 | | Weiner's Law of Libraries:
There are no answers, only cross references.
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