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#4708union, n.:
A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.
#4709Universe, n.:
The problem.
#4710University, n.:
Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's usable,
and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to fix
it, and ...

[Okay, okay, I'll leave it in, but I think you're destroying
the credibility of the entire fortune program. Ed.]
#4711Unnamed Law:
If it happens, it must be possible.
#4712untold wealth, n.:
What you left out on April 15th.
#4713User n.:
A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
#4714user, n.:
The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."
-- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top"

[I always thought "computer professional" was the phrase hackers used
when they meant "idiot." Ed.]
#4715vacation, n.:
A two-week binge of rest and relaxation so intense that
it takes another 50 weeks of your restrained workaday
life-style to recuperate.
#4716Vail's Second Axiom:
The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the
amount of work already completed.
#4717Van Roy's Law:
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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