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| #3086 |   | "If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and  fire them all off, wouldn't you?" -- Garrison Keillor
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| #3087 |   | "Mr. Spock succumbs to a powerful mating urge and nearly kills Captain Kirk." -- TV Guide, describing the Star Trek episode _Amok_Time_
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| #3088 |   | "Poor man... he was like an employee to me." -- The police commisioner on "Sledge Hammer" laments the death of his bodyguard
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| #3089 |   | "Trust me.  I know what I'm doing." -- Sledge Hammer
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| #3090 |   | "Hi.  This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine.  Please leave your name and  number... and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you  in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the F.B.I... BEEEP"  -- Blue Devil comics
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| #3091 |   | "All God's children are not beautiful.	Most of God's children are, in fact,  barely presentable." -- Fran Lebowitz
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| #3092 |   | "If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?" -- Lily Tomlin
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| #3093 |   | Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.
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| #3094 |   | "Look! There! Evil!.. pure and simple, total evil from the Eighth Dimension!" -- Buckaroo Banzai
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| #3095 |   | "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid" -- the artificial person, from _Aliens_
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