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| #3056 | | "We don't have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at hand."
-- James Watt
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| #3057 | | "I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this
country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
-- Steve Martin
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| #3058 | | "To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
-- Woody Allen
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| #3059 | | Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| #3060 | | "There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it
is I'll get married again."
-- Clint Eastwood
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| #3061 | | A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.
I believe everything positively stinks.
-- Lew Col
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| #3062 | | Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.
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| #3063 | | Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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| #3064 | | Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab:
Experience is directly proportional to the
amount of equipment ruined.
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| #3065 | | Captain Penny's Law:
You can fool all of the people some of the
time, and some of the people all of the
time, but you can't fool mom.
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