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| #3036 |   | A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem.
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| #3037 |   |    "Daddy, Daddy, make     Santa Claus go away!" 		       "I can't, son; 			he's grown too 			powerful." 				     "HO HO HO!" -- Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
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| #3038 |   | "If it's not loud, it doesn't work!" -- Blank Reg, from "Max Headroom"
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| #3039 |   | "Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure that you're the  one holding it" -- Captain Combat
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| #3040 |   | Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.   -- David Letterman
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| #3041 |   | Delta: A real man lands where he wants to.   -- David Letterman
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| #3042 |   | Delta: The kids will love our inflatable slides.    -- David Letterman
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| #3043 |   | Delta: We're Amtrak with wings.    -- David Letterman
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| #3044 |   | "Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what is  good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.  -- John Kenneth Galbraith
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| #3045 |   | "Hello again, Peabody here..." -- Mister Peabody
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