|
#2786 | | Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurence of the improbable. - H. L. Mencken
|
|
#2787 | | And do you not think that each of you women is an Eve? The judgement of God upon your sex endures today; and with it invariably endures your position of criminal at the bar of justice. - Tertullian, second-century Christian writer, misogynist
|
|
#2788 | | I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents become better people as a result of practicing it. - Joe Mullally, computer salesman
|
|
#2789 | | Imitation is the sincerest form of plagarism.
|
|
#2790 | | "Unibus timeout fatal trap program lost sorry" - An error message printed by DEC's RSTS operating system for the PDP-11
|
|
#2791 | | How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools.
|
|
#2792 | | How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue.
|
|
#2793 | | How long does it take a DEC field service engineer to change a lightbulb?
It depends on how many bad ones he brought with him.
|
|
#2794 | | It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson
|
|
#2795 | | I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church, nor by any Church that I know of. My own mind is my own Church. - Thomas Paine
|
|
|
... ... |