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#3536"Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is to a
cockatoo."
-- George Bernard Shaw
#3537"Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and
those inside desperate to get out."
-- Montaigne
#3538"For a male and female to live continuously together is... biologically
speaking, an extremely unnatural condition."
-- Robert Briffault
#3539"Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it."
-- Baskins
#3540A man is not complete until he is married -- then he is finished.
#3541Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
#3542Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is
the triumph of hope over experience.
#3543"The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain."
-- G. Fitch
#3544"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
-- Mark Twain
#3545"I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder have
included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products. This
technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom's reign. My
carpet smells like piss, and I don't have a cat. Better go by some more."
-- timw@zeb.USWest.COM, in alt.conspiracy
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