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| #1951 | | It's multiple choice time...
What is FORTRAN?
a: Between thre and fiv tran.
b: What two computers engage in before they interface.
c: Ridiculous.
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| #1952 | | "It's not just a computer -- it's your ass."
-- Cal Keegan
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| #1953 | | It's ten o'clock; do you know where your processes are?
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| #1954 | | ... Jesus cried with a loud voice: Lazarus, come forth; the bug hath been
found and thy program runneth. And he that was dead came forth...
-- John 11:43-44 [version 2.0?]
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| #1955 | | Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac
(and nobody cares about it).
-- Bill Joy 6/21/85
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| #1956 | | Just go with the flow control, roll with the crunches, and, when you get
a prompt, type like hell.
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| #1957 | | Keep the number of passes in a compiler to a minimum.
-- D. Gries
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| #1958 | | Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
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| #1959 | | Know Thy User.
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| #1960 | | ((lambda (foo) (bar foo)) (baz))
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