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  |  | #1881 |   | If it happens once, it's a bug. If it happens twice, it's a feature. If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy.
  |    |  | #1882 |   | If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.
  |    |  | #1883 |   | If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
  |    |  | #1884 |   | If it's worth hacking on well, it's worth hacking on for money.
  |    |  | #1885 |   | If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to send it.  But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail.  And if *fifty* pieces of mail get lost, can you imagine it, if *fifty* pieces of mail get lost, why they'll think someone *else* is broken!  And if 1Gb of mail gets lost, they'll just *know* that Arpa [ucbarpa.berkeley.edu] is down and think it's a conspiracy to keep them from their God given right to receive Net Mail ...  		-- Casey Leedom
  |    |  | #1886 |   | If Machiavelli were a hacker, he'd have worked for the CSSG. 		-- Phil Lapsley
  |    |  | #1887 |   | If Machiavelli were a programmer, he'd have worked for AT&T.
  |    |  | #1888 |   | "If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem." 		-- C. Durance, Computer Science 234
  |    |  | #1889 |   | If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside. 		-- Robert Cringely, InfoWorld
  |    |  | #1890 |   | If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong. 		-- Norm Schryer
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