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#1881If it happens once, it's a bug.
If it happens twice, it's a feature.
If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy.
#1882If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.
#1883If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
#1884If it's worth hacking on well, it's worth hacking on for money.
#1885If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot
to send it. But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think
the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail. And if *fifty*
pieces of mail get lost, can you imagine it, if *fifty* pieces of mail get
lost, why they'll think someone *else* is broken! And if 1Gb of mail gets
lost, they'll just *know* that Arpa [ucbarpa.berkeley.edu] is down and
think it's a conspiracy to keep them from their God given right to receive
Net Mail ...
-- Casey Leedom
#1886If Machiavelli were a hacker, he'd have worked for the CSSG.
-- Phil Lapsley
#1887If Machiavelli were a programmer, he'd have worked for AT&T.
#1888"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem."
-- C. Durance, Computer Science 234
#1889If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a
Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per per gallon,
and explode once a year killing everyone inside.
-- Robert Cringely, InfoWorld
#1890If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
-- Norm Schryer
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