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| #1821 | | Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory!
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| #1822 | | Help! I'm trapped in a PDP 11/70!
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| #1823 | | HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib!
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| #1824 | | Heuristics are bug ridden by definition. If they didn't have bugs,
then they'd be algorithms.
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| #1825 | | HOLY MACRO!
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| #1826 | | HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT? (Y/N)
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| #1827 | | HOST SYSTEM RESPONDING, PROBABLY UP...
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| #1828 | | How can you work when the system's so crowded?
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| #1829 | | "How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows."
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| #1830 | | How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are
3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand,
who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a
nanocentury.
-- Tom Duff, Bell Labs
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