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| | #1791 | | Frankly, Scarlett, I don't have a fix.
-- Rhett Buggler
| | | #1792 | | [From the operation manual for the CI-300 Dot Matrix Line Printer, made
in Japan]:
The excellent output machine of MODEL CI-300 as extraordinary DOT MATRIX
LINE PRINTER, built in two MICRO-PROCESSORs as well as EAROM, is featured by
permitting wonderful co-existence such as; "high quality against low cost,"
"diversified functions with compact design," "flexibility in accessibleness
and durability of approx. 2000,000,00 Dot/Head," "being sophisticated in
mechanism but possibly agile operating under noises being extremely
suppressed" etc.
And as a matter of course, the final goal is just simply to help achieve
"super shuttle diplomacy" between cool data, perhaps earned by HOST
COMPUTER, and warm heart of human being.
| | | #1793 | | From the Pro 350 Pocket Service Guide, p. 49, Step 5 of the
instructions on removing an I/O board from the card cage, comes a new
experience in sound:
5. Turn the handle to the right 90 degrees. The pin-spreading
sound is normal for this type of connector.
| | | #1794 | | Function reject.
| | | #1795 | | Garbage In -- Gospel Out.
| | | #1796 | | GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.
| | | #1797 | | Given its constituency, the only thing I expect to be "open" about [the
Open Software Foundation] is its mouth.
-- John Gilmore
| | | #1798 | | Giving up on assembly language was the apple in our Garden of Eden: Languages
whose use squanders machine cycles are sinful. The LISP machine now permits
LISP programmers to abandon bra and fig-leaf.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
| | | #1799 | | Go away! Stop bothering me with all your "compute this ... compute that"!
I'm taking a VAX-NAP.
logout
| | | #1800 | | //GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH
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