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  |  | #2531 |   | I mean, if 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick and dirty, you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your shoulders and say to yourself, "Dijkstra would not have liked this", well that would be enough immortality for me.
  |    |  | #2532 |   | As seen on slashdot about what you can do with your cable modems: (http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=32387&cid=3495418):
          Summary: It's not about how you handle your equipment, it's where         you have permission to stick it.
  The post is by "redgekko"
  |    |  | #2533 |   | "The biggest problem facing software engineering is the one it will   never solve - politics."   -- Gavin Baker, ca 1996, An unusually cynical moment inspired by working on a large     project beseiged by politics
  |    |  | #2534 |   | "Don't fear the pen. When in doubt, draw a pretty picture."     --Baker's Third Law of Design.
  |    |  | #2535 |   | Breakpoint 1, main (argc=1, argv=0xbffffc40) at main.c:29 29   printf ("Welcome to GNU Hell!n"); 		-- "GNU Libtool documentation"
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